i will never not be angry at white fantasy authors being like “this is fake russia and this is fake germany and this is fake scandinavia and this is fake netherlands and this is fake amsterdam” then turn around and be like “oh but there’s only one fake collective african country and one fake collective asian country”

fairycosmos:

oh to be healthy oh to be deeply loved oh to be financially prosperous oh to have all the time in the world oh to belong somewhere anywhere

auntaoifesupersoldier:

beaubambabey:

I am going to spit on Thomas Edison’s grave

Its really shocking how much evil shit can be traced by to Thomas Edison and Henry Ford

bluebandedagate-reblogs:

delilahmidnight:

diagonal-queen:

[insert comedic and self aware joke]

footsteps-on-the-dance-floor:

april fools day is actually the most sensible day of the year because it’s the only day on which people will read something on the internet and stop for a second to consider whether or not it’s actually true

hungwy:

supposedly if i finish my work i can play video game as reward. but i see through my lies. i can play video game BEFORE i finish work, and then not do work at all.

funnytwittertweets: